The Nomans Chronicle

Issue 2 · The week of November 1 to 7, 2026

🌍 The border opened. On Wednesday at 7 pm EST the world grew from 5,000 to 7,500 blocks, and the Nether and the End grew with it. A crowd counted down in the Arena, took their launch trips and scattered into land nobody had walked. The first new bases are already hiding out there.

🏚️ L3viathan raided. On Friday afternoon woofwoof3d found the base of L3viathan, the biggest faction on the server, and stayed. He killed l3obTheFish eight times with two named blades, the Winged Corkscrew and Pew Pew, while their founder was 3,000 blocks away. "Aint shit here anyways," woof said on his way out. Asked how he found it, he answered: "he gave me the cords." Somebody talked. L3viathan say the important things were never found. Lesson of the week: the most dangerous thing near your base is a friend who talks.

☠️ The Terrorizer, still. woofwoof3d took 13 player lives this week, more than anyone else. sylvainfran and FLAT_Headroom followed with 3 each, mostly on each other. Gravity beat all of them: 70 players fell to their deaths, and skeletons shot down 63 more. 371 deaths in all.

💰 Most wanted: sugershot. Three prices went on sugershot's head this week, 62 Crowns in all, the biggest pile the Bounty Board has seen. He also died more than anyone, 40 times. He keeps coming back.

🤝 Good hands. sliminsimon67's Protection IV gear ended up on woofwoof3d, and slim took it well: "im glad my shi in good strong hands." Over in the Discord, woof has been offering a dragon egg around.

⚔️ Combat logging is over. The vote came back 5 to 0. Since Friday, logging out in the middle of a fight kills you and drops your things where you stood.

⚖️ The Fence opened. The trader under the Arena started buying and selling on Wednesday: 39 deals in his first three days, and the hottest goods were sand and cobbled deepslate. Nomans is building. The Market is still waiting for its first sale.

☣️ The Rot keeps coming. The grey has crept 568 blocks out from its hearts, more than double last week. Nobody has destroyed a heart yet. Those who got close say it fights back. What is the Rot?

⚑ Still twelve empty masts. No faction has flown its banner over the Colosseum yet. How the Banner Hall works

🏛️ The realm. 438 survivors have passed through the gates, up from 249 a week ago. Four factions stand: L3viathan with eight members, Acheris, Null and SHADOW DOMINION.

⚒️ Tonight. At 7 pm EST the Smith's marks wake. Three netherite upgrade templates wait in his sealed Forge, one each for the first three to solve the riddle. Type /riddle in game.

Issue 1 · The week of October 25 to 31, 2026

⚔️ Betrayal in the Meat. In the small hours of Saturday, the leader of the Meat lay buried and asleep. One of his own found him, killed him, took everything he had, then went on to raid a rival faction through their own portal. Threatened with exile, the traitor logged back in and returned the loot. But the uncovered portal had already given the game away: woofwoof3d walked straight in. The leader grabbed his gear and fled to the safe zone while woof razed the base, its spawner farm and the guard dogs. Lesson of the week: hide your portal.

☠️ The Terrorizer. woofwoof3d took 142 lives this week, more than every other player on the server combined. Squid_DESTROYER2 died 121 times and lost his gear three times over. His words: "will go slowly back again." Respect.

💰 The Bounty Board. 7 prices were put on heads and 6 were collected. The biggest: 25 Crowns on MaymunEfendiMC, claimed the same day.

☣️ The Rot spreads. The grey ground has crept past 230 blocks from its hearts, ten times its size a week ago. Nobody has fed it. Nobody has cut it back. Trees die where it passes. What is the Rot?

⚑ Twelve empty masts. Not one faction has raised its banner over the Colosseum yet. The Loom waits in the Mint. Who will be first? How the Banner Hall works

🏛️ The realm. 249 survivors have passed through the gates, from India to Germany. The server moved to faster hardware, and new things arrived: /style for a coloured name, /herald for faction recruiting calls, and the Crown Treasury, where every spent Crown now ends up.

🌅 Border night, November 4, 7 pm EST. The world grows from 5,000 to 7,500 blocks. Founders who have played 2 hours and linked their Discord by then will be honoured at the Colosseum. Nine names are already carved.